thought to myself “this weather reminds me of pearl jam” and then realized IT’S ALMOST TIME

missmossmtf:

discosta:

Paul Simonon by Robert Matheu, California, 1987


he’s every bit as gorgeous here as he was when i saw him with gorillaz

where can i get a waffle sandwich right now though

while nate tweets “will someone pls photoshop the sun in my hand”
me: can i borrow the office camera for a few product shots?
my boss: yeah, let me clear up the space for you
my boss: (starts going through images on the card)
my boss: OH MY DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT
my boss: oh. it's my hand. i accidentally took a picture of my finger
my boss: i think i just took five years off my life.
my boss: do you think i should drink less?

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

maybe some day

wild-trapeze:

 

sasscameron:

sasscameron:

life goal: perform a full suplex

or a dropkick

add DDT to this list

thankfully i have performed a stone cold stunner before