WHERE AM I GOING
every guy here looks like nate mendel
i am at a gallery showing and this woman pulled me aside and asked
me to sweep the place. i’m in a dress.
instead of getting angry, i just pretended not to understand english and yell at her in vietnamese while picking up random objects and offering them to her
twenty minutes later i heard her asking where the bathroom was and i said in crisp english, “by the brooms”
"what’s that smell?" they’ll ask
"my perfume…..abrazas los pollos"
yuck. gallery show tonight. i’m sneaking in an entire bucket of fried chicken
i was in line at the record store and chose to go to a family owned place that older people like to go to.
an older dude was in front of me
"what’re you here for?"
"ahh. chris cornell. how a guy that age can be that sexy is impossible. he’s my same age and look at me," he laughs.
it got crazy in the record store and i was fighting for dear life to even reach the counter and then i felt a tap on my shoulder
it was the same guy, passing me the records. he nodded and disappeared into the crowd before i could thank him