me: can i borrow the office camera for a few product shots?
my boss: yeah, let me clear up the space for you
my boss: (starts going through images on the card)
my boss: OH MY DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT
my boss: oh. it's my hand. i accidentally took a picture of my finger
my boss: i think i just took five years off my life.
my boss: do you think i should drink less?