dont be, she is REALLY mean and had an equally mean daughter who bullied me all through school
be happy for jon
be happy that my calc teacher broke up with him for being “too damn short”
and as for her, she teaches calculus at a school of less than 400 kids and hates every last one of them
nah you good
the world would be a much better and hotter place if we were all a little more like brody dalle
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
bringing my own tea blend, a cup, an infuser, and several spoons to work
give me two weeks, i’ll start owing rent
wow i don’t even know what to say except thank you. thank you very much. i’m nothing special though, i promise you
"what’s that? some weird asian sauce?"
"it’s lemon juice"
things that will always make me smile: sting impressions
one person on soundgarden forums knows who matt’s replacement is and is trying to make us guess.
"is it the guy from maroon 5"
i just choked on my drink